As a numerologist, I have to wonder if your husband has a 5 in a significant position in his numerology! It has a burning need for change - lots of it - boredom is its worst enemy! Whatever the reason, I'm sorry you have to endure the bruises and fallout from his need for change. The raccoons might be happy, but your poor body won't be, bashing into tables etc.

Thank you for an, um, interesting read - entertaining the way you wrote it, but not so much having to live it!