Dear Rebecca,

Thank you for listening to my song! And for saying it is the best tofu song you have heard!

I am so excited that you do not like tofu either!

That retreat sounds painful! Well, the tofu part. Yuck! They put it in everything?! That is a fate worse than death!

I am so glad you and the other women were revolting. And your song was revolting, too! It worked! No more tofu! I would like to hear your song. I bet it is very good.

Hm. I do not know how my song could get a virus. Would that not be a bad thing? I would be happy if tofu got one, though. And died. Forever. Like, for EVER.

I do hope lots of people hear my song though. Maybe more of them will become revolting like you and those ladies did, and help kill off tofu. Forever.

Yes, we are friends forever. And we are forever NOT friends of tofu. YUCK! 🤢

🛒⬅️ Real food. 🍽️🥡🦇(I had to add that, even though I cannot eat it anymore. Oh, what I wouldn't give for a bit of braised bat!)🐀 (or rat brain stew. With lots of garlic. And no pinheads.🧛‍♂️) 💜🍽️🧙🏻‍♀️❤️🧙🏻‍♀️