Hah!! This is brilliantly funny!! I love it!! But as an introvert who has turned it into an art form and earned a couple of Ph.Ds in it, puh-leeeeze do NOT adopt me!!!! It took decades to allow myself to undo the crammed-down-my-throat learning and need to behave like an extrovert to please others or to be a good mama.

I love my solitary super quiet existence and can’t think of anything worse than being coaxed back into civilization! 😂😂😂

Thank you for a delightful read!