Hahaha! What a brilliant introduction!! (Mine, courtesy of Liz, was, um, well, er, a little longer...!). LOVE your user name and reason for it! Gotta love a great sense of humour and a sharp wit!

Happy to be your second follower. It only took me three weeks to hit the magic 100 last week (and already another 53 as of this moment!). Good luck hitting your goal and having your pockets jingle!