LOL!!! EW EW EW!!! Funny you should say that!! I was looking at a portrait of him recently and thinking YUCK, WHO'D WANT TO SLEEP WITH THAT??!!

And speaking of inappropriate ... when I was writing this morning about him walking on those floors, I also had a flash of a memory of a guide talking about how he (and other royalty) had someone to, um, er, uh, "attend to the clean-up" after his morning, um, "constitution" on the stool (which is where we get the 'other' meaning of stool!).

YIKES! That's just so wrong in so many ways - but especially with an obnoxious pig like this guy! EW!!!!!