LOL! That cracked me up!! Thank you!!!
Yeah - you're right - boring if we were all the same. At least I do know how to change (ever the adaptable Pisces) - although sometimes it takes a while.
I imagine all these changes are lined up in the ether, standing in a queue with one of those little "take a number" machines, and there's a triage desk where the more urgent ones can put in an application to move ahead of the others. Some of them are just divas, not really all that urgent, so they get big 'DENIED' stamp that annoys the hell out of them and they have to go back to the end of the queue again.
Others really are more urgent, but they're too shy to speak up. They stand there in the queue, hoping I'll notice. 🙄