Oh, my goodness, Nina, this is hilarious!!!! I ADORE your writing and your brilliant sense of humour! Thanks so much for a fabulous read - and having been a medium since I was a kid, I can assure you that the table incident sounds very much like a visit from the other side.
Also glad to hear no one is buying an Ouija board. Those things are so dangerous ... which reminds me, that's a great topic for me to write about. Gonna do that soon!
Thank you for a brilliant read, and for a good dose of giggles this morning. Wish I could have been at that seance!