OMG!!!!!!! SAM!!! This is so so so so freakin good! Can't stop chuckling! My goodness, you're creativity is really on overdrive! This is so far outside the box - absolutely wonderful!

Witchy is over the moon - as am I! We're both delighted by your story - and Witchy wants me to tell you "thank you" for agreeing that men are dumb. Present company excluded, of course.

Oh, dear. She is now trying to figure out how to get back to 1770. With the way her spells starting "going wonky" with disastrous results, I hope she's not actually contemplating giving it a try! Heaven only knows where she'd end up!

Thank you so, so much for yet another brilliant submission and entry to Witchy's contest. We are thoroughly impressed!

And thank you, too, for the beautiful shoutout. I'm so happy that you're enjoying the creativity from this contest!