Wow! What a brilliant read! I chuckled throughout, delighting in the vivid imagery you painted on the walls in my brain :)

Amazing, isn't it, how those "facts" we hear as children can stick with us, despite evidence to the contrary in adulthood.

Thank you so much for choosing HHH to publish this, Peter. You've spoiled me today - two incredibly well-written pieces on two of my pubs! If you write fiction and wanna go for a third on First Line Fiction, I'll happily add you!

A fantastic piece - thank you!!