Yikes! Well, this certainly ended up in a place I wasn't expecting! 🫣

I thought Mr P might take her out in the back and relieve her of her ability to breathe ... !! Or perhaps she would do it to him!

Loved the 'old world' feel of this one.

Thank you for another excellent submission, Scott! And for your kind shout-out for me and the pub, and the links to FLF and this prompt!